supermortalwhopotterlock:

#and he never forgave #and he never forgot

thisismyoneroomdisco:

adventurerscelebrationgathering:

Tell ‘em. 

I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models. 

Bless this post.

koropendora:

blnandrsn:

fic where there’s realistic development, realizations and progressions of relationships

Last updated: April 5th 1897

analghost:

firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike

iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.

light-brights:

sorry your ex turned out to be a huge douche miss peixes, but hey maybe you can skewer him in the afterlife.

mamakarkat:

mamakarkat:

lil-hal:

my brother tried to hit me with his sword today i just kind of grabbed it and snapped it in two and then he started crying

mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

• why is being alive so suck
• why is being alive suck
• why is suck
• suck is being alive so expensive
• why suck so expensive

?????

 

yazzdonut:

i bet something like this is going to happen

northernfrownpour:

some people are so good at talking like they open their mouth and out comes good ideas and perfectly constructed sentences and they have confidence and everyone listens to them talk

but when i talk it’s like hello morning yes butter homework wiggle book good

babyferaligator:

urinatings:

FACT: ocean

this is not a fact i asked my mom

theboywhofangirled:

falkner:

someone bought an entire page of ad space in my school’s yearbook and just put the word ahloo on it

#THERE IS NO WAY THAT PERSON DOES NOT SPEAK HINDI OR URDU #AND IM LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF BECAUSE THATS LITERALLY JUST POTATO #WHO WRITES POTATO IN HINDI IN A YEARBOOK

light-brights:

sorry your ex turned out to be a huge douche miss peixes, but hey maybe you can skewer him in the afterlife.